Some advice on improving your Monday

If you have an Advent calendar with chocolate treats, keep it in your cubicle at work and not at your home. Then, when you are having the Monday blues, you can have three pieces of chocolate instead of just one piece, because you'll get to have the weekend chocolate in addition to that day's chocolate. But better hurry! There are only two more Mondays for you to experience this minor joy. Now is a really good time to buy an Advent calendar, because you'll get to eat eight pieces of chocolate all at once to catch up. That is all the advice I have for today, unless you are one of my coworkers, in which case I have some additional advice for you: stay away from those cookies in the lounge. They are not delicious.