Why no blogs? # 13

Okay, that last entry was a lie. Here is why there have been no blogs since November 4. I got married! It was a very fast courtship (approx. 3.7 days) before Rudolf and I quietly eloped in the romantic mountain town of Gatlinburg, Tennessee, which is of course world-renowned for its wedding chapels. I would have been happy to stay in Gatlinburg in a quiet cabin with a heart-shaped hot tub and do some outlet shopping, but that's just not Rudolf's way. We went to Las Vegas and went to the casinos. As you may have heard, there are no windows or clocks in casinos so you lose all track of time. So I didn't even know that days were just passing and passing by, though of course I desperately wanted to blog to tell you all the good news about my marriage. Unfortunately the marriage was short-lived as Rudolf had some bad shrimp at a midnight buffet and died in the arms of a showgirl. Since then, I've been in a dark place, deeply mourning a man I kinda knew. So that's why there have been no blogs for the past 14 days.