Why no blogs? # 11

Okay, that last entry was a lie. Here is why there have been no blogs since November 4.

I got locked in a restroom stall.

The restroom stall was in a bookstore.

I called for help but no one came.

I'm too scared of germs to get that close to the floor to crawl out under the door, so I just stayed there.

Luckily I disregarded the rules about taking merchandise into the bathroom so I had a book. I read a book about Vietnam. Pretty interesting, but slow going. Even when they found me, 14 days later, I was only about halfway through the book. It's very long.

I was finally found when the growling of my stomach was heard over the folk rock playing in the bookstore.

Sadly, I didn't get anything free out of my ordeal. They did not even give me the book on Vietnam.

So that's why there have been no blogs for the past 14 days.