So I’m back from Salt Lake City! Here are some details from my trip. Expect more later!
Days on the road: 4
Hours spent driving: Approximately 28
Illnesses/injuries sustained: 4 [1. Bruise/scrape on shoulder (from hitting myself with the car door 2. Cut on my finger (don’t know how it happened) 3. Windburn 4. Mild food poisoning]
CDs listened to: 33
Best meal: In an IHOP outside Salt Lake City (avocado, bacon, and cheese omelet, and pancakes)
Worst meal: The fast food that gave me the mild food poisoning
Number of chocolate chip cookies consumed: Three, one made by Mormons, two made by a Holiday Inn in Meridian, Idaho
Nights spent in Twin Falls, Idaho: 2
Number of time zones passed through: 2 [Western and Mountain (By the way, how dumb is Mountain Time? I didn’t even understand it. It went one hour up, but television went two hours up? What the dealio?]
Best continental breakfast: Holiday Inn (until they burned me on the last day by not providing their signature cinnamon rolls)
Stops for gas: 5
Cheapest gas: $1.99 in Salt Lake City!
Number of informational cards the Mormons have with my address on them: 2
Number of lies I had to tell to get a copy of the Book of Mormon without an in-home missionary visit: 2 (1. I’m rarely home because I travel a lot for my job. 2. I don’t have a phone)
Things learned about myself: Countless
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Windburn is like sunburn, except called by wind.
Or caused by wind, whatevs.
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