The Goat Who Thought He Was a Dog, Version 3

Little Mikey had a pet goat, who acted like a dog. One day, the goat was acting dog-like and chasing a car. The driver of the car, who was fed up with animals chasing her car as she tried to make her way home, ran over the goat. Absolutely flattened that goat. It was not an accident. The driver of the car, who we'll call Polly, heard through the grapevine that Little Mikey was upset, but she did not care. "That's what you get for having pets," she thought. "If I had to do it again, I would do the same thing." Polly lived happily ever after.